[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

“Continue being the company making hundreds of millions a month and I’ll continue being a butthurt YouTuber.”

This is what you get for not communicating with me, not working with me, and just being Epic. Just being Epic. You be Epic. I’ll be Keemstar.”

Joliet has a big black population over on its east side, drawn originally by the city’s steel mill (which closed 40+ years ago) and also the old prison on Collins Street (as seen in The Blues Brothers). The rest of the city has become a bedroom community for the I-355 corridor and for white flight out of Chicago’s…

this is gross. everything you wrote here is just mindlessly paternalistic garbage. 

+1 uncomfortable garlic butter innuendo

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

And Rahm you done

Wouldn’t be the first time…

Whoever the genius is at Nintendo that figured out how to sell goddamn cardboard to their fan base deserves a raise...and a trophy. 

But where are the LABO weather machines?

Nature is fucking wild.

Could the Raptors flip him?

HE CAME BACK AND TRIED TO GET INTO ANOTHER GAME!!!!!

Every time Samwise bursts into tears, you take a shot.

I wanna get mad about what you said about Lord of the Rings, Drew. But, it’s hot as fuck, the world is collapsing in a big pile of hut shit and you are actually correct: they are turgid.

Buddy, your kinja usage seems to be for defending Trump, calling out black people, and defending Barstool. You are the the stereotypical “stoolie”.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

Imagine paying to attend an event based on a promised service, waiting in line for hours and then being told the service that was promised wasn’t going to happen.