He’s made bolder claims:

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.

“The greatest trick a philandering husband ever pulled was convincing his wife he wasn’t gay.”

Second craziest person to weigh balls in attempt to determine cheating this year!

I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.

If only.

Donald Trump: It depends. Is she hot?

The NY Knicks have reportedly offered Juventus 130 Million Euros for the rights to Paul Pogba.

ooooooooooh fuuuuck

Could have been worse for her, then. She could have been 12 years old at Subway.

Both discrete and continuous time are mathematically impossible, therefore Mixon could not have thrown this punch I rest my case.

I would literally have a hard time thinking of a place that wasn’t uninhabitable or condemned that is less appealing to have sex than a ballpark.
Edit: Nope, Logan’s Roadhouse. I just did it. that was way easier than I thought. I apologize to Mr. Strawberry.

Always twitter truthers

Even more ridiculous that Gammons would be nominated for worst tweet when that was obviously the best tweet of the year.

Pretty ridiculous the guy is a professional actor and butchered that Gammons tweet

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Two things:

I’d also love for someone to explain why we care about which set of players is able to put a ball into a suspended the hoop the most amount of times before time expires.

Sports are just so fascinatingly weird.

Brady throws tons of TDs, Edelman throws just one.