It's a perfectly cromulent question.

Believable.

A team worse than the USMNT just won the Euros playing aggressively ugly soccer. If the US had played that style they’d be put on blast for how pathetic they were.

so glad we could watch a team that finished third in their group bumblefuck their way into a title, really made the time spent watching this garbage tournament worthwhile

Our anger should be towards the system. If the system doesn’t change we will continue to turn on the TVs and see the same thing.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

He uses Bing.

yeah i think you’re probably right

Hmmm... Describes self as “a female”. Very suspicious. Very suspicious indeed....

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

I’ll be that guy:

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

You Messi fans are adorable.

If Portugal win the final, the Ronaldo vs. Messi takes are going to be so, so hot.

What an absolute masterstroke from Fernando Santos.

Counterpoint: Euro 2016 has been awesome, and a 0-0 draw can be entertaining if you know enough about the sport.

God, you are insufferable. I honestly think Deadspin only keeps you on to troll soccer fans. Now STFU and go beat off to Arsenal 03-04 highlights.

South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.