The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

Iceland is ~330,000 people.

Icelander here!

I don’t blame him. Last time someone made a trade and shook hands with an Icelander, they bankrupted half of Europe.

PEASANT: *happily nods in agreement*

How have you managed to play The Witcher 3 without playing Gwent?

I mean, I can understand on a logical level how it’s possible—but fuck’s sake, man. I generally hate card games on general principle, but Gwent sucked me in and made me a, “gotta have ‘em all” guy in my mid-30's the way Pokemon Red and Blue did to…

This is photoshopped.

The Chicago Tribune is doing fine with that strategy.

In the long run, we’re all dead;

I’ve gotten ~500 hours of enjoyment (and frustration) out of that “con” so hey bring on more cons!

Dear Representative Daniel,

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.

Bless your Kotaku-infused soul, Tom.

The funny thing is, Vancouver still would have ended up in flames.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

Burneko is using GRRM as a ghostwriter?

Remote in the desert of Araby lies the nameless city, crumbling and inarticulate, its low walls nearly hidden by the sands of uncounted ages. It must have been thus before the first stones of Memphis were laid, and while the bricks of Babylon were yet unbaked. There is no legend so old as to give it a name, or to…

Sox traded with the Cubs for a struggling Byrd in 2012 with Ellsbury and Crawford out. He had a meager 100-or-so at-bats with the team and at 34, looked totally finished both offensively and defensively.

*extremely quiet whisper* He might have the pages.

Oh for sure, man.