Colin Cowherd, a rat wearing a human suit

Not just a male partner, but black male. Get the right jury and the Pretty White Girl Forced Into Crime By Menacing Black Boyfriend defense just might work or at least get her a better deal.

There was one aspect of it that made me laugh a little in my head when I beat it. His daughter is like, “so I guess you and mom were into some crazy stuff huh?” and I thought to myself, the response should be “honey, I’ve killed thousands of people with various weaponry”

Actually, Hodor’s the one with... nevermind

12 minutes away....... This has been a rough day

Unless he’s as gloriously deranged as this guy:

Oh good, now if only I hadn’t missed that random encounter and nearly every other non-combat one because Bethesda removed the radar pips for friendlies in F4.

The problem, it seems to me, with gegenpressing as it is currently deployed by Liverpool is that there is no plan B. If they are facing a team that is handling it pretty well, controlling the midfield, Liverpool is out of sorts. It was working in the first half, but in the second half the midfield of Sevilla were in…

Yeah these are the ones that stomp the shit out of snakes, good bird.

I’m a big fan of this bird.

Secretary Bird or GTFO.

Grotesque. One of the few times Barthez looking lost and foolish wasn’t his fault.

Oh god...I remember watching this live on TV. I nearly fell out of my chair. What an incredible strike.

Fantastic. I offer this.

Just tremendous skill, just fantastic. I’m not sure how I feel about this new soccer where apparently you can reach down and touch the ball with your hand.

her butt isn’t large tho

Agree completely. I always get told I have a black girl’s butt, usually by POC.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

Good god, please tell me you know what she is referencing when she says “LA face with an Oakland booty.” Please, please, please. DON’T MAKE ME FEEL OLD.