Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Can I just say, as a purveyor of portmanteau celebrity names, I want to make love to your Kinja handle.

Nice try.

I deserve that.

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Is it as suspicious as this package?

Also, while we’re here, San Sebastián, Valencia, Bordeaux, and Toulouse. But thanks for playing!

Literally the only city you mentioned that I haven't visited and eaten (quite well) in is Seville.

Mein Drumpf

Pretty great quick scope shots, but the real heroes here are those commentators. No idea what they’re saying, but DELIGHTFUL to listen to. Especially infectious laugh guy.

Have you ever used the word "stupid" or "dumb"? Because you're essentially being insensitive to the mentally handicapped by implying they need a descriptor word to separate them from the rest of us.

This kind of joke will not exist anymore

Holding his back is only allowed in sex masochism, I thought...

I was gonna say, Spurs have been Spursy for about the last 3 games.

van Gaal has been holding him back until now. Genius!

Shouts to Deandre Yedlin. Really had a strong end of the season for Sunderland and improved his defending. Not an easy thing for a 22-year-old defender and EPL newcomer to lock down a starting gig for a team fighting relegation; managers tend to get super risk-averse and go down with the veterans.

Memphis has been saving up just for this

holy s**t these look awesome

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

Just a courtesy note: the h appears to be a typo.