FatGleesh
FatGleesh
FatGleesh

So sad. Garry Shandling and Larry Sanders in the same day. Prayers.

cant wait to find out what fucked up experiments the people who created Giddyup Buttercup did

I could only imagine Okung telling agents “that ain’t working”, negotiating this dumb deal and then telling them “that’s the way you do it”. I hope he can avoid dire straits by reaching those incentives early, because once he’s getting money for nothing, he’s released for free.

It wasn’t just in lower or lesser leagues like where you find it now. Everyone just ran around kicking each other. There was no offensive flow because the second a play started to develop, the defense would just tackle the shit out of everyone around, and often not even get called. I love watching Barcelona play, but

What is most impressive is that he did all of this in the 80's, soccer’s dark ages, when leg-snapping tackles from behind were rarely even called as fouls. Messi and Ronaldo are both all-time greats, maybe the best two ever, but I would like to see them play when eleven guys are diving studs up into their knees and so

The other day I went down a YouTube rabbithole trying to find a song to pair with a video to make a meme (don’t ask), and ended up watching Diego Maradona highlights for an hour.

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

They’re the same people who thrill to Jim Nantz doing the Masters.

People who don’t like Ray Hudson need to be purged.

So are we just going to pretend that the sith lord hanging out by the scoreboard had nothing to do with this?

From the little I’ve read of HamNo, yes, he is constantly disappointed when he can’t feel superior to something/someone.

Oh but wait, everyone on Deadspin has been telling me that Arsenal’s gonna win the league. I don’t know what to think anymore!

It’s been Affirmed? — RIP Barbaro.

It’s amazing to watch ESPN’s clusterfuck-ery seep its way into all aspects of the company. It really is as if Skip Bayless and Stephen Smith have metastasized, and are spreading through the company’s bloodstream.

they had to cut down all those trees to get the car in there to take the video

“Well, a bad Danish is reason to cry.”

So much for the Ural sex.

As a lifelong United fan, I try to console myself that it could be worse: At least I’m not a Scouser.