His waste is up to 4 lbs per day.

Interesting piece. Would love a thinkpiece from Greg Howard on it.

This is becoming the equivalent of a “FIRST!” comment.

JM, the mathematical total of your comment might be a rather dim sum, but it did deserve to come out of the greys.

A half-bicycle is just one cycle, dude.

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

Made me think of this:

I want to see age-progression images of this tattoo as he develops a nice middle-aged retired football player gut. That defender is just gonna keep stretching his ever-widening & lengthening legs out to step on the expanding field of play.

I’m no Chelsea fan, but I’m certainly looking forward to Barcelona beating the brakes off of Arsenal next week.

Yo, for real, you’re being extremely insensitive to an issue that affects so many Americans every day.

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

I’m SO GLAD the highlight truthers are coming to football.

/Messi completes simple pass

Also, Ashley Graham.

No.

Well, at least those people will always have Jim Nantz and Al Michaels.

Ray Hudson is just the best. The anticipatory “Oooh!” as soon as James receives the pass reveals his vision, and the “Arrrgh!” that coincides with the strike his passion. I will forgive his over-floralization of the language that many confuse for baffonary.

“Dripping honey on it with every touch” could also be a description of Andy Reid’s playsheet.

I feel bad for the person responsible for cleaning beIN’s broadcasting booth after every game.