“Johnson’s first touch is a real horror show!”

- Ian Darke

You were awarded no points, it was a cup match.

For all the set piece goals Liverpool have conceded this year, I’m not upset at the defending for that one.

Ogbonna to the rescue!

I found it challenging in its scope.

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Only delusional Arsenal fans still feel this way. Leicester are better in every way. Arsenal aren’t even better than Spurs at this point.

I feel like a better analogy than the Russian League isn’t in soccer at all. It’s the UAE trying to convert their oil wealth into infrastructure and credibility via ivy league extension campuses and ski slopes and jet-pack firefighters and Shake Shacks and, and, and.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

Eindhoven breaking Luke Shaw’s leg into kindling sent the season down the crapper, smdh.

...what had been a sieve-like defense...

Two words: Claudio Ranieri.

“I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night”-Sarah Williams

I’m a fairly childish adult man, so sports plays far too big a role in my life. As such, I have very strong opinions about various athletes. I tend to like players that are both skilled and not dicks. Lebron: like; Barry Bonds: dislike. That kind of thing.

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

This is certainly bad by any measure, but maybe Bromley just misinterpreted what Billy Ocean was singing about.

its the only time when these kind of man can get an erection