I’m starring you for your use of S-Rank. Well done.

He’s the fucking best! That short mealy mouthed bastard is one of the most S-Rank people to ever walk this Earth seriously what a cool guy him and his sorta awful movies(but often in a fantastic way) have brought nothing but joy to this planet. His friends, oh wait he doesn’t have friends he only has Family must…

Twitterer to Deadspin commenter truly is a lateral move.

feuds, especially, are always pointless; they’re performative clashes of ideologies that rarely do any actual convincing. At the very least, participating in them made me feel ashamed for caring as much as I did in the moment, and worse, for showing how much I cared. ... I certainly stopped liking the impulse to fire…

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

I felt that way...until I saw that most of the “theories” were predicated on Connolly sitting directly in front of and on the same level as JFK when he was actually sitting lower and inboard. Thus, the “magic bullet” actually traveled in a more or less straight line.

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

This is not discrimination against women.

Smoke Heated, Pig Simmers As Chili Bowl Turns Spicy

Why is it always about race with these cops?

Well there’s an officer who’s never stepping out of his patrol car again.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

To add a bit of detail, it’s essential that the ball hit the bowler’s face. If it hadn’t touched a fielder before hitting the stumps, it wouldn’t be a run-out.

“Hey Greg, remember when you were wrong three times, unlike me, who always correctly predicts every event in human existence? lol”

Hey Greg remember when you wrote like 20,000 words about Jon Jones right before he got popped for coke, and when he did, said you heard rumors but didn’t feel like you should ask him about it? And then remember when you said that Ronda was going crush Holly? And then when you said Jose Aldo was gonna destroy Connor…

reminds me I still need to watch Edge of Tomorrow