On the Mark Harmon Trapezoid of Surprise Theory, this ranks somewhere between a level 3 2008 Patriots Super Bowl loss and a level 4 Leonardo…

awww, the one in the middle has her father's eyes.

Love your soccer stuff, Greg. I like watching the sport, but the strategy is often lost on me. You manage to use the accepted jargon and yet make it intelligible and interesting to non-fans. I'm also a bit put off by some of the announcers, including the one who said it wasn't a great goal because it "lacked…

If you like soccer, then watching Bayern is porn.

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1- Learn to read

Who are you to question my team? Are you champion? I think no.

OK, I've been kind of interested but held back by the Ron Howard connection, but:

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

Already losing my shit at Cartoons Plural.

Maybe he just has perfectly college football-shaped hands?

I was hyped for Dobson too, and too be honest I still am. He was repeatedly open last night (really, all the Pats receivers were), he just wasn't catching ball. Same thing with Tompkins - repeatedly open, just couldn't pull it in. Now, there was the rain, and it was both of their first real games at Gillette, so I'm…

Well, you're obviously an east-coaster. Philip Rivers pulls this shit nearly every play, you just don't see Chargers highlights 'cause they suck.

Also, it's well accepted in American culture that if you win a Superbowl MVP (or two), you can have as big of an ego as you want.

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

"Tom Brady looks to murders his receivers" Ahem- Too soon.

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

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