"Swedish Drink" was another nasty one.

You log on once every 3 months to troll the deadspin microblogs? I was gonna tell you to eat a dick, but now I'm just genuinely confused. Either way, eat a dick.

Not sure if it is distributed as far north as MA, but Flying Dog: Dead Rise might make an interesting review. I'd be interested to hear what you think anyways.

First time he says "steady" he will be on the first plane back to Italia!

Balotelli is a clown? Perhaps. He's also only 24, one of the most talented strikers on the planet, and easily worth the figures they are discussing for the transfer. The success of the teams he's supposedly "unsettled" has already been discussed above.

More importantly, what in the fuck does this article have to do…

I definitely agree that NBCSN has a much better studio team, though the Robbies picked Chelsea to win the league this year <angry emoji>

That illustration for #17 is absolutely priceless. Diameter = 8mm LOL

Real life April O'Neil > her namesake

Stick to Soccer, Greg.

I was wondering how you were going to work the word "briny" into this post. Pleasantly surprised!

Haha that's good.

Though I will agree that BBT is an affront to man, I myself find this dude's mock draft shtick pretty amusing. Eh, to each their own.

Woah dude.......BBT is way worse than being a Yankees fan.

Second guess might be the actual purpose, although surely no one in the target age range suffers from that affliction??? Could they??? *shudders*

Amy Mickelson? Hahahaha

This is one of my all time favorite films, could watch 1,000x over. My trekkie father still cries laughing during some moments, even though we've seen it dozens of times.

The job I started two years ago required about 3 hours of daily commute (270 + metro), so whenever I was tired of listening to music/NPR I would pop over to 106.7 for the Junkies. I guess I enjoyed how hilariously ignorant they were, and the fact that they all tried to talk in the same blustery/exaggerated manner in…

I was riding in an Uber I called in NE DC a few weekends back with my roommate (two white guys). Our driver was a young black guy driving a Chrysler 300, and he was pulled over for this exact reason. They searched the entire vehicle, initially telling the driver his license was suspended (it wasn't). When they asked…

Man, you could have been spending that time working from home using google, clearing 3,000$/week easy!!!!

I say round up all these feathered fucks, ship em to an island (a floating island to account for their ability to fly) and nuke it 'till it glows!!!!