Sickening, and I don't think there is anything we can do about it. Considering China is also the ultimate destination for all of the elephants and rhinos whose faces' we see sawed off, it really seems like the only solution is for the next generation of Chinese citizens to treat animal life as a valuable resource, as…

Mildly annoying that a point guard enjoys getting assists? Haha alright. Guess they have to play the game like YOU want them to Al "Gregggg" Burneko.

You ain't kidding man. They all blow.

Always bet on the Money!

Fascinating. Also, at least one of those "six" people who knew made $$$

Great review Will, definitely going to check this one out.

You're a piece of shit dude. Of the lowest order. Not even a funny troll, just a shitty, spiteful one. Good luck finding some shred of happiness or peace in your miserable life.

His trolling act is legendary. I'm surprised no one has ever just snapped and roundhoused him in the grill.

"And now the police, or maybe the army, have come onto the field!!"

Dammit I would have been a nasty soccer player in the 1960's.

Wishful pining aside, great article Billy! The United vs. Madrid video was awesome; keeper repeatedly elbowing the dude trying to give him guff, opposing team picking up an injured player and moving him off the field, etc. Good times.

My bad, I realize now that reads like I was especially happy Jozy got hurt. I definitely wasn't, I meant I thought we adjusted as well as could be given such a major tactical blow.

Surprised not to see this one yet, this shit is terrifying every single time.

I think our performance raised the bar for future teams; no one expected us to get out of that group. A success? I guess that depends on what your goals were. Personally I was very proud of what we accomplished, would have liked to have seen Bradley perform better but overall I am happy with what I saw, especially…

I doubt you find much cause for celebration at all in your miserable existence.

Fall on something and fuck yourself

Tight as shit.

Yeah, I primarily play with friends......although they are just as likely to troll me for not knowing the intricacies of the rule book as the fellas at my local Friday Night game......maybe even more so. Ah well, the price of being a noob.

Why do the titles of all Greg's articles appear in size 72 font? I realize this question invites some Greg Howard bashing, but I don't mean it to troll, I am legitimately curious.

Ah, yeah that's really the only way I'm playing these days so good point. Thanks!

"(and note that the tapping effect is external to the creatures being tapped, meaning they can be tapped for Convoke the turn they come into play — summoning sickness be damned)."

As a relative novice, how would I have known that without you guys telling me? Generally we just pop online to resolve questions like these,…