That’s the only reason I clicked the post to begin with. I was hoping it was a garbage can in the stands or something.

Oh Pooh! Always getting your head stuck in hunny pots and not knowing the meaning of consent. Adorable!

At this point, I cringe a little when I understand a Dennis Miller reference.

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

Star Wars is stupid. 

My dude, I’ve never typed either “douche nozzle” or “douche canoe” even once in my life before this very comment. I’m glad you like the sausage and peppers recipe, though!

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

Are you serious? It’s actually fairly well known that he was a dirtbag his first wife (mother of Juan Thompson) behind closed doors.

Vonnegut was a...complicated guy. Someone who went through a lot of trauma for the first few decades of his life, and one of those people who loved humanity but hated people. There are a lot of unfriendly anecdotes out there about things he said/behaved towards people, particularly in some of his later years and…

As an exception, Kurt Vonnegut fought in WWII, came back to the US and raised 3 children with his wife, adopted his sister’s 3 young children as well when she died of cancer and his brother in law died in an accident, and was a consistent voice in criticizing the rising reactionary political Right in the US. Seemed…

I don’t recall him ever winning a title. Always rooted for him; incredible balance, and an exciting fighter. Watching the video with no context, apparently he might not be the nicest guy.

He’s still more handsome than his son. 

“Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.”

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

I like Rogen and Goldberg and didn’t think it was inherently a bad idea for them to produce this show but everything wrong with it *feels* like those two not really understanding what works well in the comic and emphasizing what they personally liked about it. Which is understandable but has lead to an inferior…

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

He was a terrible soldier, who was incredibly brave.

I hate ALL Republicans, but John McCain earned my respect the day he defended Barack Obama while campaigning against him.

Wait....12 HRs and a guy who practices by tossing linen are worthy of a blog post?  Sounds like the stats of the Cintas guy’s softball season.