To be perfectly honest, even if you give your kid a reasonable name, chances are I will still hate your baby.

Not pictured: Laughing family next door who just released hawk into the wild.

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.

This news is bad enough that Magary should do a second Why Your Team Sucks for the Vikings.

I'm obligated to hate the Yankees but damn that was awesome

Juries are inherently stupid. Unless David Caruso shows up and says he's guilty, no amount of scientific evidence will ever convict anyone with money and resources.

It's really not scary tho. The opening to Tales From The Darkside is still scarier. C'MON Y'ALL

The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

This isn't the first time A-Rod has abandoned the Yankees in October.

Your problem wasn't lack of horsepower, it was lack of proper planning.

This should do nicely.

My hand found its way to his heart and stayed there all the way through second base.

That's not fair, Cleveland lost the internet months ago, they are at a disadvantage in the voting.

Looks like the only thing that won't quit in Tampa is MRSA.

And that could be as many as 15 people!

Isn't taking a shit in the street in Cleveland considered urban renewal, or a beautification project?

It's important to note that Mike Glennon uh, wasn't very good at NC State.

Home run. Always the home run.

99% of the people reading this article outside of Austin and San Fran are first learning that Colt McCoy plays for the Niners.