There couldn't possibly have been enough air in that small space for all those mouths to breathe.

They should give them to the last 18,000 people in the stadium at the end of the game.

I think you just have a poor perspective on people. Just the other day I scrolled down to the comments on a story about pandas and the first comment made a non-sequitor reference to "Obummer", a portmanteau of the presidents last name and the term "bummer", a late 20th century colloquialism for disappointment. I found…

if i have to choose between two giant self-interested, self-inflated, institutional entertainment sell-outs, i'll take M.I.A. Because: breasts.

To take away the rampant racism and homophobia is to take away the very essence of YouTube. Is nothing sacred?

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They just need to trade for Pacman Jones for some veteran stripper fighting leadership.

"...The Ravens' situation, its just insoluble."

The biggest shame here is the Truth will not be a Celtic jersey, that would sell like hot cakes.

Just the tip, to see how it feels.

I literally snorted Dr. Pepper up my nose when I read the postseason stats against the Royals. Well played.

I enjoy the Giants being awful, too, though.

The Steelers being awful is my favorite thing of this NFL season.

I guess being castrated in a nationally televised football game does technically constitute a family emergency

Did you see this onside kick in the Rice-Houston game?

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. I'd say there's no more than a 1%er chance this is legitimate.

Ever thought about moving from practice to professional?