Native American History X

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

I was hungover and didn't put them in the oven until 2. By 8 PM I was kind of drunk

A 12 pack of Milwaukee's best, 10 soft tacos, and a large bowl. Eat the tacos, chug the beer, shit in the bowl the next morning. Serve at bowel temperature.

It was only a matter of time before the Cards fans showed up.

I believe the quote goes something like: "if you're not paying for something, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold"

Not much else to do when urine Kansas City...

I dunno... If you're gonna throw punches you're fair game to be punched

Thank goodness Sorny is still in business

Thousands of turtles died to accommodate that neck.

If I'm going to read a 6,000-word story on punters and kickers, at least throw in a GIF or two of some guy getting a ball kicked into his nutsack to break it up a little.

As a Red Sox fan, I feel secure in knowing that all of us will make your lives insufferable if Boston wins.

Saved the kid from more years of living in Martinsville, Indiana.

This was a leftover POLLCENTER map for, "Do you believe men's jean shorts are an acceptable wardrobe staple?"

For a split second I thought he was going to call Costas a twat. Would've been much more fitting.

I was on the fence until he called Costas a twerp. Truer words hath never been spoken.

Couldn't agree more on his Costas stance. That's getting old.

Beltran, if you know how to play the game so well, why weren't you looking for that curve ball against Wainwright in 2006?

Puig is the closest thing we have to a Rickey Henderson-type personality in baseball. If anything, he's a refreshing antidote to all the robotic personalities we see shilling phones on bus advertisements. Bat flip away, I'd say.