Actually, black bears mostly eat vegetation...

Unless Gatlinburg has changed considerably since the last time I was there, he could just as easily have been looking for a Big Johnson T-shirt.

That poor bear just wanted to do some dumpster rummaging, but misunderstood its bear friends when they spoke of all the white trash that can be found in Gatlinburg.

Holy lord what a miserable, joyless prick of a human being.

These guys are terrible... Fake ass Chappelle Show

Yeah, but she USED to be a child!

Could you BE more pedantic.

My favorite is probably the writer complaining about how we've become a liberal socialist nation because a federal agency won't censor a private organization's behavior.

It's solid, but it's no Barkevious Mingo.

The Ferguson family has a rich history of great names.

This joke only made it about 3/5 of the way there.

Yes. Yes, you are. Personally, I'd prefer to do just about any other household chore before washing stuff by hand.

The League of Extraordinary(ly Lonely) Gentlemen

At least whoever was House Lannister can always be counted on to pay his entrance fee.

Dennis and his friends had to take time off from their busy schedules of not getting laid.

The government cashed in on it, why can't they?

Or you learn how to take critism like a fucking adult.

you're not wrong, but crap like this is the reason why it's the thick of the pennant race and no one seems to care (and i say this as a huge baseball fan).

People say the team name is the most offensive part of the franchise. I have my opinions.