Does Eli have some weird disease in which he is incapable of playing two halves of football? And by disease I mean something other than his autism.

The Giants are one hit away from starting Curtis Painter.

Can Jacksonville be relegated or something? Not just the Jaguars, the whole city.

Eli / Romo game is like Dumb / Dumber after just watching Rodgers / Kapernick... just another level of play completely.

How many times must we see these two play this exact same game?

I've always wondered why no one watches CBS Sports Network. Then I saw this clip and learned why.

The bigger question is whats the chick from the American Express commercials doing introducing them??

It's like he's making a constant Bob Ley face

I forgot how much of a conference powerhouse the ACC is.

It wasn't so much a bounce as a rhythmic slapping.

At least when J.R. Smith uses Angel Dust he goes on a different type of shooting spree.

J.R. Smith isn't always so adventurous, but he figured he'd give it a shot.

Not to be out-done, Marshall will be lead on to the field by a Douglas DC-9-30 this year.

Looks like Jacoby Jones is the Pat Tillman of football.

Maybe the refs forgot that Ray Lewis retired.

Rap sheet? How lame. Jay-Z and Weezy F. don't even consider writing down their rhymes.

What kind of asshole walks around with that on his face? Seriously, just shave that shit.

Many of them are the same people.

Cowboys fans who gave never lived in Texas are the most unbearable fans this side of Yankees fans.

Everything about the fans can be summarized by saying "The Vet had its own jail."