Many of them are the same people.

Cowboys fans who gave never lived in Texas are the most unbearable fans this side of Yankees fans.

Everything about the fans can be summarized by saying "The Vet had its own jail."

Whatever. Just last night, Tony La Russa had six deviations over the median.

Not the first an American product delivered bombs to Japan

Someone should tell Logan Thomas that this rule doesn't apply during games

Sometimes I wish my mind were so easily boggled.

"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."

well that's just wrong, we should teach the controversy. as an aspiring health educator, i teach my students both the sperm and egg theory as well as the stork theory of reproduction. my good friend who wants to be a chemistry teacher also teaches alchemy as an alternate theory and lets the students decide.

I just hope they didn't use their hands.

Actually, this was from before the game, when someone in the stands was trying to explain the theory of evolution.

Luckily for the Raiders, Jones escaped without injury. However, McFadden later separated his shoulder blowing out his birthday candles.

Oohh, Oohh, I'll go first!

"Supercuts in Schaumburg, Ill...not sure whether Hochuli had an appointment"

Yeah! Magnets, Bitch!

"He hates the purple kind."

Just a flat-out fantastic title. Well done.

I use Yahoo Weather, but I'm switching to iOS7's weather app when it comes out, which is basically the same thing.

Last one I could find of the Astros celebrating.

"There's nothing the least bit notable about the play."