Any Audi.

Mike Tyson still scares the everlovin' piss outta me. I'd rather be in a ring with his tiger than with him.

Wow, the years sure have made Tom look like a high school coach arrested for a sex offense.

Reporter: Do you feel like you're ready to lead this team this season?

"If you look at it closely, you'll find...."

It was a "hidden ball trick" in the same way that playing peek-a-boo with a baby is a "hidden person trick."

Wounded Knee.

#princessproblems

I really hate when people manipulate statistics so crookedly like Deputy Prime Minister Fischer is doing.

What do you mean "too bad"? $15 is $15

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.

Holy shit. This is absolutely terrible. I'm just hopeful that this is an isolated incident, otherwise every baseball player will be dead soon.

You're right, he usually looks WAY more classy

I can't be the only one disappointed Dempster didn't throw over to first and hit Arod again.

Ok, it's time to settle this crap once and for all.

Wow. Back when Wayne was actually good.

Battery, battery and battery.

What do Dale Earnhardt, Pink Floyd, and Princess Di have in common?

Sounds like this movie is basically what would happen if Ashton Kutcher read half of the Jobs biography, then dictated a movie script to Siri.

On a serious note, I would NOT move a car after it's been in an accident. If the police can't deduce who caused the accident (usually by the location of vehicles immediately after the accident) it can be marked as a "no fault accident" where both parties admit no fault and each pays for his own repairs not to mention…