I would also like to point out he went to NC State because he couldn't beat out Logan Thomas at VT....Logan Thomas is awful.

He is obviously looking to extend his endorsements to trapper keeper and Lisa frank.

Chances are, it would get a higher wonderlic score than Vince Young

That "home run sound" of tr ball when it cracks off a bat is so cathartic. I don't know which I wish I could do more, throw down a monster slam dunk or crank a 450 bomb. I feel like both of them would be so gratifying.

A-Rod arrives

When you have an incident like that, the first thing a leader is going to do is find some way to dissolve everything
This explains the mystery of the missing bloody suit.

Gay Arachnid

Would buy.
Brooklyn. No thanks.

When I wake up is when the nightmare begins

The way his teammates are playing, he probably wishes he had been aborted

Not going to point any fingers here, but this was easily preventable.

Seriously. They both hit at about a 9 year old in terms of brain power.

After witnessing the first three games, Tynes and his wife have recinded all negative comments towards the Bucs front office and have actually reached out to thank them for the opportunity to contract MRSA

Are you sure the Giants actually have an offensive line and didn't just get some used turnstiles from the MTA at a junk yard?

It must really suck living life perpetually looking for something to complain about. Maybe try not eating your cornflakes with piss; most of the world uses milk.

Dan Snyder bought the Redskins from the Cooke family in 1999.

The best part is, since I am usually force fed their garbage games in my area, I can mute the TV and turn up the Benny Hill theme song on loop and they sync perfectly.

You sure that wasn't Michael lookin for come rock?

Deion Sanders school of tackling