YouTube has an Alexa rank of 3. Deadspin is ranked at 2300 or so.

It's a known fact the best way to steer a kid from a lifetime of assholeish jets fandom is through public ridicule. Pretty sure Freud wrote a book about it.

Not really. Forever fuck this child, his family and anybody who thinks its okay to behave like this.

Got stuck in that airport once during one of those crazy winter storms that ruin the entire east coast. Worst day of my life. I felt like I was in the 3rd world. I was minutes away from wrapping my feet in rags and rolling around in the bathroom filth to make myself more at home.

Does Eli have some weird disease in which he is incapable of playing two halves of football? And by disease I mean something other than his autism.

The Giants are one hit away from starting Curtis Painter.

What does Steve Nash have to say?

Ok. That fumble was bad.

Not really. He looked good in space on that reception. He is just not getting much. Can't really take the worst rushing team and stack is against the best rush defending team and expect 100+ yards and a few TDs. Hell, Lynch and Spiller had under 50 yards each today and they are regarded as two of the best backs in the…

No, his name is Marshall.

How else are you suppose to react when you are surrounded by so much stupid.

And with all that he is still the most coherent one in that both.

This man is from Georgia.
Also he water skis while wearing jeans in this same video.
That about sums up cowboys fans.

I'd be willing to bet almost all I've got that fattie on the bottom row on the far left has something to do with it.

This website is a great lace to start
Plenty of tutorials
The books are worth it too
http://flowingdata.com/

No, but the New York Football Niggers has a nice ring to it.

No. Because being skinny is always a better alternative than being overweight.

Sandusky said the same thing

Maryland Won't Hand Out Game Balls Because Of NCAA Regulations...
...that stipulate game balls are only handed out after a win.

I don't think they teach cross pollination in WV sice all their trees have one root nd trunk.