The amphetamine of beers!

Can your 45 year old wife suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

I hear the Jack the Ripper union has an opening in their DC office.

Trick question. It was the DC police, they get paid to not think.

That's tens of thousands for you. Not going to argue on the internet with you.

Every set of raw data you can obtain from the Census bureau(not the stuff on American fact finder).

Actually most stats are kept in decimal form. Percentages are usually rounded and oversimplified. And like I said I had no clue as to what it meant and was astonished she could be alive at that level. So SMD.

Well, usually in statistics when someone says that .341 of x is y, that correlates to 34.1%

Ok. Makes may more sense. I don't drink so I have 0 idea about shit like this.

I can see how this would completely effect your sideline reporting
-Stuart Scott

34% of her bloodstream was filled with alcohol? So....her blood was pretty much as potent at 70 proof liquor? Am I readig that right?

So, do you serve in the military or one epic piece of white trash? Or both? Those are the only two reasons to know or fare about that.

A+. Didnt see this until after I posted. Beat me by 10 minutes.

Darren McFadden breaks collarbone pinning tail on donkey

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1. I don't have a garage.

It's a state of mind.

Well, it was nice of them to give all of those girls with fetal alcohol syndrome a spot on the cheer leading squad.

I just want to take this time to remind people that WVU fans threw batteries at Marcus Vick and called him a nigger on live TV. Yes, he is one of the worst assclowns to ever grace a football field, and maybe even deserved it, however the fact they did it without hesitation in front of a national audience shows their…

I see you are a Cowboys fan