If you are a male and go to a stylist, you are an actual cock sucker and I feel sorry for you not knowing the pleasure of a razor shave.

You are a special type of asshole if you go to SuperCuts, Hair Cuttery or any of those typical suburban shit hole hair cut places. Why would you not go to a real barber?

Who would have thought?

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I think this is closer to winning the lottery and dying the next day.

Drove it. Hated it. Felt like a mini van. Plus it was about 10 grand more than I ended up paying for my lightly used prius.
It also gets a max rating of 45 MPG. The prius gets rated at 7 better than that. And with all the time I spend in my car, that 15% makes a difference.

Yea, but was it grounded to the ground?

Better than Cho

Find me another car that gets 50 mpg and is capable of hauling around two big dogs, a gym bag and my baseball gear.

I mean, I KNOW why.... It's just annoying in the sense of me being an aloof retard

Hahhaha I only have to ill my tank twice a month and I drive 60 miles a day

I just bought a Prius, and what is more disconcerting than the push-button start is the push-button park. Why the fuck is there a button to park, but a shifter for all the other gears? I swear I god I am going to be that asshole on the news who drives through the front of a restaurant.

I found the show mildly entertaining. One takeaway question I have is, do you think thg studio has a special HVAC system that allows the air to constantly recirculate in a manner that allows Keith to smell his own farts for the entire hour?

Did you catch them this winter on that tour? Saw them in DC and the set was perfect.

Yes x 1000 to that Quicksand record
May I suggest either finding a copy of the Anti-matter comp or their B-sides and Rarities for the song Shovel. Hardest Quicksand written.

His left hook and right uppercut hit with the force of a fucking meteor.

No, that's just Katie Nolan laughing.

Canadian on Canadian crime.

I thought this was a sports blog. Why are we talking about the Olympics?

Bodybuilding.com has some decent resources, articles and supplement prices. Never ever ever ever ever ever click the "forums" tab