Fartknocker
Fartknocker
Fartknocker

I'd be willing to bet almost all I've got that fattie on the bottom row on the far left has something to do with it.

No, but the New York Football Niggers has a nice ring to it.

No. Because being skinny is always a better alternative than being overweight.

Sandusky said the same thing

Maryland Won't Hand Out Game Balls Because Of NCAA Regulations...
...that stipulate game balls are only handed out after a win.

I don't think they teach cross pollination in WV sice all their trees have one root nd trunk.

The amphetamine of beers!

Can your 45 year old wife suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

I hear the Jack the Ripper union has an opening in their DC office.

Trick question. It was the DC police, they get paid to not think.

That's tens of thousands for you. Not going to argue on the internet with you.

Every set of raw data you can obtain from the Census bureau(not the stuff on American fact finder).

Actually most stats are kept in decimal form. Percentages are usually rounded and oversimplified. And like I said I had no clue as to what it meant and was astonished she could be alive at that level. So SMD.

Well, usually in statistics when someone says that .341 of x is y, that correlates to 34.1%

Ok. Makes may more sense. I don't drink so I have 0 idea about shit like this.

I can see how this would completely effect your sideline reporting
-Stuart Scott

34% of her bloodstream was filled with alcohol? So....her blood was pretty much as potent at 70 proof liquor? Am I readig that right?

So, do you serve in the military or one epic piece of white trash? Or both? Those are the only two reasons to know or fare about that.

A+. Didnt see this until after I posted. Beat me by 10 minutes.