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1. I don't have a garage.

It's a state of mind.

Well, it was nice of them to give all of those girls with fetal alcohol syndrome a spot on the cheer leading squad.

I just want to take this time to remind people that WVU fans threw batteries at Marcus Vick and called him a nigger on live TV. Yes, he is one of the worst assclowns to ever grace a football field, and maybe even deserved it, however the fact they did it without hesitation in front of a national audience shows their…

I see you are a Cowboys fan

If you are a male and go to a stylist, you are an actual cock sucker and I feel sorry for you not knowing the pleasure of a razor shave.

You are a special type of asshole if you go to SuperCuts, Hair Cuttery or any of those typical suburban shit hole hair cut places. Why would you not go to a real barber?

Who would have thought?

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I think this is closer to winning the lottery and dying the next day.

Drove it. Hated it. Felt like a mini van. Plus it was about 10 grand more than I ended up paying for my lightly used prius.
It also gets a max rating of 45 MPG. The prius gets rated at 7 better than that. And with all the time I spend in my car, that 15% makes a difference.

Yea, but was it grounded to the ground?

Better than Cho

Find me another car that gets 50 mpg and is capable of hauling around two big dogs, a gym bag and my baseball gear.

I mean, I KNOW why.... It's just annoying in the sense of me being an aloof retard

Hahhaha I only have to ill my tank twice a month and I drive 60 miles a day

I just bought a Prius, and what is more disconcerting than the push-button start is the push-button park. Why the fuck is there a button to park, but a shifter for all the other gears? I swear I god I am going to be that asshole on the news who drives through the front of a restaurant.

I found the show mildly entertaining. One takeaway question I have is, do you think thg studio has a special HVAC system that allows the air to constantly recirculate in a manner that allows Keith to smell his own farts for the entire hour?