now is a good time to trade guys away, since with taxes coming up you should be looking for de-Duck-tions

You had my hopes up for a minute that there really was a Nutcracker vs. Mothers.

> Remember when you released Nutcracker VS Mothra or whatever that was

JEROME BETTIS IS FROM DETROIT

I recognize that I am not qualified to comment on this story.

Jesus Christ, that outtake video.  I am literally crying here, and hoping no one steps into my office for the next minute until I can get composed.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

black guy from the suburbs with a long history of explaining stuff: it essentially means ‘this is your last chance to tell me that you are from my neighborhood or a member of my same clique or a clique that i am cool with; if so, then it would be unacceptable for me to beat the shit out of you, as i am planning on…

Look, I don’t care how rich you are, you shouldn’t be allowed to tell a plastic surgeon to “make me look like the Black Hole Sun video.”

Not Ford.

It’s not Ram.

Fuck you for making me laugh at that. Take your star, I hope your soul was worth it.

Nice work Barry, you’ve hit a home Ron with this one. 

You’re sitting in your car wrong if the visor is near the clutch!

like most Penn students he wouldn’t be caught dead east of the Schuylkill River.

Blue head behind tennis ball guy is Drexel’s dragon mascot. The abomination between Swoop and Villanova’s cat is the snake with arms and legs mascot that the Union unleashed on the world this summer.

Yeesh...that’s like this week’s edition of “Let’s Remember Some Guys That You Don’t Remember.”

Gabriel Michael Santorum lived for only two hours. The Santorums spent the night in the hospital bed with their lifeless baby lying between them. The next morning they brought the palm-sized corpse to Karen’s parent’s house. They had their other children pose for pictures and cuddle with Gabriel. They sang lullabies…

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I’ve been waiting for the Flyers to get Hak fired this season. Never would have guessed they get another coach fired before him. As soon as I saw the report I immediately thought the Flyers should hire Stevens. He can coach the PP while we wait for Hextall to remove his head from his butt.