You thought way too much about a silly skit, but ok.

Solid post. I think you probably could have cut a sentence or so out. (Probably choose between “Beating a dead horse by the end...” and “A good chunk of the beginning...”) You also don’t need the ‘imo’. The reader knows it’s your opinion.

I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

What a soft European pansy. Didn’t even finish his shift. The NHL used to be so much tougher when they only allowed Canadians in the league.

I’ve followed the Chiefs since 1983 and yeah, I know better.

I’m a Vikings fan, which means I’m disillusioned enough to expect that we’ll be the one loss in that series.

The name of this play is “Pence Turkey Cease Fire.”

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

I think this defense is broadly right—but it still amounts to LeBron saying that the sensitivities of one of the world’s most brutal and repressive regimes should set boundaries on what people in the NBA say in public. Which is fuckin’ gross!

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

Sad. I guess being dead for 400 years really changes a person.

So other than losing and having an overall shitty game, he did ok.

Yeah, that’s always been my rule of thumb. If you’re watching a game, at the stadium or at home, go ahead with “We should have scored” or “The Refs are screwing us”.

I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

Congrats, you now have something in common with the buffet line in the press box. 

+Tribe Called Quest. +De La.

Man, NY in the 1990s gave us the Wu, Black Moon, Mobb Deep, Nas, Biggie, Big L, Fat Joe, Big Pun, and Nore yet somehow supremely overrated Hov became the biggest star of all

Give the guy a break. He was obviously distracted by the weird ghost lamp floating next to him.