Thanks for the scary stories Jezebel, but you still haven’t told us WHO WAS PHONE?

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Fuck. You.

Axis and Allies was WWII. In WWI it was the Triple Entente and Central Powers.

Now, now. Mike Richards hasn’t played for the Flyers for awhile now...

He’ll fit right in. Our goalies have been stoned so far. 

Time to put Elway down. Dude has become a menace. 

Would this be considered Dawg-whistling

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

pete carroll thinks hot takes melt steel beams, but jet fuel can’t.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Right. He is the epitome of Captain Checkdown

Fireman! (Aah-aah-Ed)
Fighter of the G-Men (Aah-aah-aah)
Champion of None (Aah-aah-aah)
You’re a master of nothing
and bad drafts
for everyone!

I feel like you’re saying “poise soul”.

Jets fans are unforgiving. Nothing short of a Super Bowl appearance will truly sate them. He’s got to pay the bowl toll to get into this poise hole.

Well if getting shot in the face isn’t a life threatening injury, sign me up!

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

Why do you liberals always have to bring Trump into everything?

So, what’s going to happen summarily is:
-the subscription numbers won’t come close to achieving sustainability,