I’m honestly hoping he can make a fascinating and eclectic career for himself and not become the internet’s one hit wonder nostalgia joke of 2040s.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

“What funniest to me is this family’s consistent lack of self awareness.”

Where is Miley Citrus’s hoodie?

Yeah, when I googled “Ken Todd Age” the first, biggest thing that came up was 61. I just busted out laughing—like, his 70th birthday party was a big deal on the show. Someone shoved him into a pool after he’d had a hip replacement, it was v. memorable.

Serious suggestion: Jennifer Aniston should replace her and no one notices.

I’m drinking it right now. And if the decline means more sales? Hell yeah, they can count on me! Whenever it’s buy 2 get 1 or even better BOGO I stock the hell up! I hardly ever drink soda, and I don’t like strongly fake flavored stuff, so it’s my jam. 

Why doesn’t anyone seem to understand that I don’t want to drink something full of so much sugar and synthetic bull bile that it tastes like a clown pissed in a cotton candy machine? I’m trying to hydrate and I want something slightly more interesting than water. The objective isn’t to beat the hell out of my tongue…

what the fuck kind of alternative timeline are we living in? I was just getting used to the OLD alternative timeline!

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

I am so tired of the quips and getting the news from a tweet.  Just once I wish we could go back to serious times.  Its like everything else on the slippery slope, no one really gets how we got to this place, but we’ve been sliding so much that we need to look around and get back to the top of the hill.

Pelosi been swinging her balls in Trump’s face all day long and I’m loving it.

President Trump is presented with team swag while welcoming 2019 NCAA women’s basketball national champions, the Baylor Lady Bears, to the White House. “Am I allowed to wear it? I’ll mess up my hair, but that’s OK,” Trump jokes as he tries on the hat

Go on, explain to me how he’s not in early-stage dementia. I’ll sit here and wait. 

I forgot, which one is Nielsen?

Trump was recorded talking about how he likes to regularly sexually assault women. He was still elected president. Expecting a conviction with that much evidence is a bit naive when celebrity is involved.

I’m so glad you posted this. I don’t understand these people’s level of denial.  What exactly is going on in her mind to convince herself that she didn’t do anything wrong?

Lol, shut it down, I will get the lights on the way out.  

According to her speech, she had a very successful legal career, beginning at Sidley & Austin, where she worked on marketing and intellectual property law. From there, she became an assistant to the mayor of Chicago and Assistant Commissioner of Planning and Development, before becoming the Executive Director for the…

How do you insure a 850 year old cathedral that is the height of gothic architecture and filled to the brim with priceless art and artefacts? This wasn’t any old church, it would be like insuring the Sphinx or Machu Pichu