Hoooo my god, I had to stop halfway through.  It was like torture and then I was like, wait, I don’t have to do this. 

I can’t imagine how awful the people involved are when rooting for Tinsley Mortimer becomes an option.

As someone who has never watched this show, never will, and cheered when I heard it was going to end, this is the content I need.

I would say that his execution of this festival was... MURRRDERRRRR

Exactly! It doesn’t sound like he’s burning bridges so I’m not interested.

NO ONE BUY THIS BOOK.

The biggest revelation on the lead story is that Joy Behar is 75. Who knew!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

At this point, I feel like it should be reduced to one term only. I hate this man-baby with every fiber of my being. I need to stop reading articles on him to save myself from daily rage strokes.

When I first read your comment, I thought you said that a bobcat was living under your desk, and I wondered how it got in your house.

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

Chobani is rubbish. I’m of Greek extraction, and I can tell you that of all the major brands of Greek yogurt, Fage is the best.

I want to buy/support Chobani for its social stances & for the fact that they hire refugees from war-torn countries, but it’s just too runny for me. Much prefer Fage.

Best Scary Island moment.
I wish I had random arms handing me Pinot Grigio all of the time.

But what if you’re on page 460 of, say, Infinite Jest? It’s a hard read, and I already took a break of several weeks to read several other books and work towards my year goal. Still I’m curious to see where it will lead, but it is not easy..

Seriously. What an absolute bitch she’s being. Also, if we’re being real, maybe Megyn should lead by example and talk about what she’s had done b/c most ~50 year olds don’t look like her with no work, either.

I’m reading this and listening to a reporter from McClatchey News on Rachel Maddow talk about the Russians funneling money to the NRA to fund Trump.

Jesus. The bottom never really comes, does it?