OK, so they didn't put in much effort, but I'm going to be walking round all day singing "snow peach, snow peach" to myself....
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Minnesota prosecutors allege that Barnard groomed girls in his congregation as young as 12, convincing their parents to let their daughters live in a cloistered group, where they were expected to have sex with him.
This has Tampa Bay-area written all over it!
pls roast marshmellows over me
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i want to light myself on fire because of how fucking fantastic this whole thing was
i actually think, in some ways, the persona was genius bc if no one is looking closely, homegirl can run her errands with very few second looks.
Not from the red carpet, BUT. The shot of the night.
Based on the number of commenters who are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED that any server would mess with a person's food for ANY reason, that is ASSAULT and it is NEVER JUSTIFIED and LOTS OF OTHER WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and other HORSESHIT, I'm going to assume a lot of people think no one would ever do this. Lol. OK.
he probs sees one of those giant pumpkins and is like I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME CELEBRATING THIS OBESE PUMPKIN
He owns many monogrammed thermoses. Obviously.
rambo w a woman? would watch.
or have the personal strength or literal safety to do something about it until later.
Due to the statute of limitations, Montag is only eligible to be charged with crimes that occurred after July 1st, 1996
She's charming? Try smarmy. How quickly we forget all the awful things she says.
sigh.
Yes. And I only eat wild chicken, too.
Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.
But are you allergic to crunchy?