I don’t know, but there are some old MiG:s for sale in Albania...

This is not how you win the Spelling Bee!

Explains a lot...

The fire seems appropriate

Or a movie where the monsters tell you silly jokes and you mustn’t laugh or they’ll kill you!

A hotted up version of this then:

But they are expecting tens of events; four tens, to be specific.

And then a Guardians/Star Wars/Indiana Jones mashup

A phrasebook still might mislead you into awkward usage

Nukes

I think Summer Glau could have pulled it off. She can dial down her expressiveness rather a lot when the role demands it.

I’ve been on buses that went the wrong way too!

His theme song...

If you need more than one gas pedal you’re going too fast...