Fiery Whiskey

Can’t they fly it to the moon and take some sweet pictures on the way down?

Bedankt!

“Great maneuverability, outstanding acceleration and an unsurpassed roadholding are the advantages the LLOYD 600 offers. The air-cooled 600cc engine and the hundred-thousand times tested Lloyd front wheel drive allow you to drive surprisingly high average speeds over long distances. The powerful brakes guarantee a…

And tomorrow it will phone home and say “Whazzup, peeps? lol”

Scarlett Johansson

Amy Adams maybe?

So you went postal after it became fashionable? How very post-hipster of you!

Only the left half.

Make it a buddy cop comedy! Lou Bega and Lindsey Stirling (I wanted to suggest Scatman John, but alas...)!

Tricky Rick

All you need now to complete the smurf look is a white phrygian hat!

All we need now is Tom Hanks as Count Fenring and Amy Adams as his wife. Or the other way ‘round.

It doesn’t prevent vampire attacks though