All that’s needed to make the car more evenly balanced is to put an average American on the hood.

Yes

I suppose Gwynne Shotwell could take over as CEO os SpaceX

Translation:

He’s Danish, not Swedish.

He would be better off with LSD instead.

Thank you!

Given the rate at which you precede the plural-s with a genitive case apostrophe, you’ll be an English teacher in no time!

yo mama

Aaahhh how true!

Go to the library; they have stuff to read.

Book recommendation:

I’m guessing the poachers and the Soviet soldiers were the very same people.

Classy

Car touching is a gateway behaviour that soon leads to heavier things, like hood opening and door handle manipulation; in some cases it even leads to driving.

“Show us on the map where the track touched you.”

I have Firefox but I don’t see that fabled X anywhere.

I think it’s his toothbrush. Also, the driver’s phone is a banana.

It’s probably Kristen Lee