Thank you!

Given the rate at which you precede the plural-s with a genitive case apostrophe, you’ll be an English teacher in no time!

yo mama

Aaahhh how true!

I’m not sure. I just googled “nuclear explosion gif” and found this

Go to the library; they have stuff to read.

Book recommendation:

I’m guessing the poachers and the Soviet soldiers were the very same people.

Classy

Li explains the gravity of the situation

Car touching is a gateway behaviour that soon leads to heavier things, like hood opening and door handle manipulation; in some cases it even leads to driving.

That’s just misdirection; he’s clearly going to play Khan

“Show us on the map where the track touched you.”

I have Firefox but I don’t see that fabled X anywhere.

I think it’s his toothbrush. Also, the driver’s phone is a banana.

Well...I wonder if Aces High might still work...

It’s probably Kristen Lee