Single-sex missions, you say? Send all the jezebel writers!

I’m still stuck on The Iliad, lol

Barry Allen is the next villain :-)

Maybe a Max Zorin movie?

Water pistol

She should be the next Doctor on Doctor Who.

You have to let all the lobsters come onboard, because one of them might just be Colin Farrell

You’re not wrong

She had never watched West Wing, but now she had an opportunity to see it up close and personal...

Good to know.

Masturbate so they can die happy

What’s the current best estimate on when it will go boom? Could it happen any day now, or must we wait a few million years?

The Russian dude had lost a bet and didn’t want to pay up...or maybe he was drunk.

Just you wait till they land it on one leg, just to show off!

I read it in Titus Welliver’s voice.

We need to probe it to be sure.