It all depends on the vampire. Lenore from Supernatural is pretty nice

Well, Mercury is in retrograde and Saturn is visiting his mom in the old folk’s home; what can the Brazilian mint do about that, huh?

Is there a difference? Asking for a friend...

So it wasn’t a horse’s heart after all!

Another bear.

Canadians are nice, I hear.

Sweden gave up the nukes it didn’t even have

But his pal Eliza Dushku can ;-)

69? Nice.

Olivia Dunham!

But how many Russians can fit in it?

If she lands on Guam, won’t the Air Force find her rather quickly? Or does she have a stealthy parachute?

Don’t let Claire drive...

It will turn into a real wrestling match, greco-roman style, with Putin as referee.

Threesomes can be tiresome.