On November 2, the Swedish army detonated an artillery shell in a the village Dalkarlsberg. It had lain there in someone’s garden about 80 years...

Blame Barry Allen

I woke up.

He was a late bloomer, don’t hate.

Here in Sweden, tickets were released four days ago.

Ken McLeod solved this problem already

Ok ok ok! A pawnshop then!

Give it to a homeless person.

Fun fact: “jude” is Swedish for “jew”.

Or Sunnydale

Pink iPods

You’ve got to be careful with hearses, or there will be awkwardness!

Fun fact: In that universe there is also a company called Glatterflug (German for “smooth flight”) that offers daily trips to the moon!

Lacuna Coil’s cover of Enjoy the Silence is better.