Fun fact: “jude” is Swedish for “jew”.

You’ve got to be careful with hearses, or there will be awkwardness!

He’s larger than life!

All the best women are married, all the handsome men are gay...

She’s Swedish.

You gotta go out in style

It would be bonkers and glorious!

Bed sheets.

So this is not some kind of hot take on Ella Fitzgerald as a princess? Count me out!

Trump fiddles with his stick and Hillary rides Bill’s.

Just wait till you’re done only to realise you have a screw loose...

Looks like she’s a sucker...

“A clockwork car is the best way to pick up chicks”

Maybe Ben, Jennifer and the nanny can have a reconciliation threesome.

Or Harambe, but that would be weird.

Do they have to be intact?