An old potatoe.

I hope Tim Cook is a big enough troll to make siri do that!

Donald Stump

You push it off the road and put it on fire, returning that devilry to where it belongs!

But everytime I, an uncool person, gyrates wildly on a car I end up in a jail cell!

This is how ticket scalping is done

And nothing by Iron Maiden, Anna Ternheim or Mr. President.

Write an thoroughly researched article about it; Emma Carmichael, whoever she is, will publish it and you’ll be a star!

I want to watch this!

He’s seen things we people wouldn’t believe...

Ernst Mayr is satisfied with your comment

Topless fencing is best fencing.

A dog on a horse? That’s cute, but not as cute as Amy Acker on a horse:

PSA: Not all Newts are tools and assholes; here’s a good Newt:

Correction: björk means birch; Swedish for tree is träd.

Swim like Rickon Stark runs, in other words.

Tip the air marshal too!

If the blood sinks, you’re dead; if it floats you’re a witch!