It’s hard out there.

This is, if you can believe it, a woman and her dog, 3000 lines

Thanks, mate

I want a poltergeist movie where the obnoxious ghost is a chess grand master who just wants another match against his long time nemesis. After much hoolabaloo the game is on, with Björn Skifs as the arbiter

This is Welch:

If she works for Apple she could change it to iNull...

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Butbutbut! Lauren Cohan and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are in it; can it really be all that bad?!?

With all due respect, you forgot about Chaos Overlords

Your new name will be...

Me too, and I’m not even American!

Maybe that’s why she looks so pissed in that photo.

I’m sorry, but I’m not selling.

Alien disco.

30 minutes of Eugene reading an old issue of Playboy, “for the articles”.

R.R.S. Only Slightly Bent

R.R.S. Very Little Gravitas Indeed

R.S.S. Ancient Mariner

Kamala Khan