...and other assorted things...

Should read Tyrannosaurus, not Tyranosaurus.

You know what they say, the devil is in the toaster:

One more reason for you all to come to Sweden. Our government doesn't steal the interest.

You must bend early, what crooked shall be.

Arya means honorable and noble in Sanskrit, which makes Aryan Nation rather ironic.

The woman makes the natives restless, but it's the man who gets punished? Italy is weird.

"I drive like a boss!"

Ooof! Was walking by Lincoln Center just before these guys showed up. It's coooold out!

Trepanning reduces swelling of the brain, yes. The procedure is almost as old as dentistry

T as in cup. Heh heh...

They tried their best to keep mr Barry in the dark.

After all those years in prison, Mandela became a Freeman.

Then you would continue working at Walmart so they wouldn't suspect a thing...

Exactly! When a woman says "I'll go out with the girls tonight!" the "girls" are almost always 40+ matronas.

Why is Rob Ford wearing a spacesuit?

You have a good point, which I do not dispute.

Insects are animals. This is known.

A fruit flie is an animal; your argument is invalid.

The first animals in space were launched by the Americans