In both trilogies, especially the prequels, we learn what an arduous and lengthy process it is to become a Jedi. Yoda says Luke is too old to begin his training in ESB. Then, Annakin is like 6 in TPM, and even that’s too old. Meanwhile, some dipshit Stormtrooper takes off his helmet, stumbles into Mos Eisley and…

Does anyone else have a bad feeling about this?

Yes! Seriously, the form factor is great but keyboard and trackpad are horrible. Nevermind whatever spyware is installed by Lenovo.

That’s been happening for a while now.

We have trailers for trailers now? Whoa, that’s meta.

Titty Lovin’ Donut Receptacle.

It was the barbarians from the middle east. And 3000 years later they are here again to bust our balls.

Donaldrios Trumpikos

Aww, you missed an even better joke.

Because he’s BATMAN!

“The ship is powered by the stars themselves. Solar powered, quite literally. There is no other explanation.”

Thank you, this comment added a lot.

Thank you, this comment added a lot.

“Add nothing to your Apple watch by being better off not even having an Apple watch.”

“Add nothing to your Apple watch by being better off not even having an Apple watch.”

This is the dumbest post on Gizmodo ever.

Shee-it ! Could you at least find another sign instead of the ultra violent “ = “ sign ????

BALDNESS = BRAIN TUMOR.

FRECKLES = SNAKE BITE

SMALL PENIS = PENIS CANCER

DARK HAIR = AIDS

COTTON UNDERWEAR = ASS CANCER

ADAM SANDLER MOVIES = SOUL CANCER

WTF !

But how will I know how to Google Google’s Videos?

ok, here’s an incendiary though for all those PC hypocrites readers of this article :

giving electricity to those futile people will require manufacturing solar panels and will induce them to consume more stuff thereby costing us good people a lot in terms of carbon emissions and other kinds of pollution. No thanks.

Deal…

You know all they are doing is arming Henry. It’ll be Skynet all over again. I mean just look at that face:

It’s not what you think. It’s a Latin term. Look it up...