This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Ryan Hollweg is Hockey Nick Swisher

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Lightweight, stripped down, great handling, fun, weekend cars that are most importantly ACCESSIBLE.

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

scusa balotelli

That's so sweet

I am a massive internet embarrassment

It could only have been more Cleveland if a guy on the other line was asking him about some whitewalls.

It's elaborate performance art. In a few weeks, Byron Scott will pull his mask off to reveal that it has been Shia Labeouf all along!

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.