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Can’t be a coincidence that the curvature of the moons pretty neatly replicates a Fibonnaci spiral...

Assuming you downloaded one of those apps, damn you Angry Bird 2, what’s the recommended course of action? Anyway to determine if your phone is infected?

As someone who really like the Chainsmokers, this movie basically reads like a bio of the Chainsmokers.

The fact that you weren’t sure people would know the story of the princess and the pea makes me hate millennials even more.

Anyone else notice his “flag” logo looks eerily similar to the “stars and bars”? Yeesh. Intentional or not, yeesh.

He is, in other words, a liberal Fox news anchor.

I spent three months in China when I was in high school and 99% of my Chinese vocabulary consisted of, “Da ma fan, zai xiao zhong guo.”

"...extraordinary fictional characters are invented all the time, from the ancient Greek gods to Bruce Wayne!"

California Condors, I think. I remember that too.

The "B" should definitely be lower case, preferably letter-pressed, and certainly using some arcane font that is nearly impossible to decipher... This is Brooklyn after all.

I love the cognitive dissonance of multiple laptops casually floating through the air.

These never get old, even when they're old.

Any chance you can post a high res version so that I can make it my background and stare at it all day?

Related to this question, but not an answer: How does the human mind judge the distance of things seen in a mirror?

Darren Rovell is totally going to sue this guy for copyright infringement, because Darren Rovell has most undoubtedly copyrighted all of his "hot takes".

Dat ass do'

Anyone else notice that at 25 seconds in there is a sample attachment that reads, "Conservation of Boners."

That was a three point turn, not a U-turn.

It's Colby College, not Colby University.