Assuming you downloaded one of those apps, damn you Angry Bird 2, what’s the recommended course of action? Anyway to determine if your phone is infected?

As someone who really like the Chainsmokers, this movie basically reads like a bio of the Chainsmokers.

The fact that you weren’t sure people would know the story of the princess and the pea makes me hate millennials even more.

Anyone else notice his “flag” logo looks eerily similar to the “stars and bars”? Yeesh. Intentional or not, yeesh.

He is, in other words, a liberal Fox news anchor.

"...extraordinary fictional characters are invented all the time, from the ancient Greek gods to Bruce Wayne!"

The "B" should definitely be lower case, preferably letter-pressed, and certainly using some arcane font that is nearly impossible to decipher... This is Brooklyn after all.

These never get old, even when they're old.

Darren Rovell is totally going to sue this guy for copyright infringement, because Darren Rovell has most undoubtedly copyrighted all of his "hot takes".

Dat ass do'

Anyone else notice that at 25 seconds in there is a sample attachment that reads, "Conservation of Boners."

That was a three point turn, not a U-turn.

It's Colby College, not Colby University.