Falling
Falling
Falling

There’s a local grocery chain called Central Market in Dallas that had an amazing produce section in the late 90s/early 00s. You as a customer were expected to label your own produce with a SKU, because they had such a wide and constantly changing variety that the cashiers couldn’t reasonably be expected to identify

I can’t be the only one who hears the Violent Femmes song cue up every time there’s a story about the WH: “Lies lies lies lies, lies lie lies lies, lie lie lie lies lies lies lies.”

First of all, your conclusion is an unsupported speculation (“obviously he was trying to get a reaction”), AND “trying to get a reaction” is not necessarily a justifiable educational objective in this context (complete with professor-to-student power imbalance) in any event — but let’s respond to it as if your premise

I’ve recently come to the conclusion that if you buy a hot drink in the morning before 9 am that should be a 100% tip, because do you have any idea how early they had to wake up?

Seconded.

So true,

...typically reserved for... love songs to Drew Barrymore...

Wonder how many scotches her agent will be drinking tonight, as this really doesn’t seem like a great PR move.

Not to mention the hypersexuality associated with ample curves and big lips.

She was probably forced (or at the very least coerced) into it by her mother. And to paraphrase Amy Schumer, she grew up in a family of women who take the faces their were born with as a light suggestion. Child had no hope from the get-go.

Yeah, I’m all for body modification but allowing a minor to alter her appearance so much so that her current face is completely unrecognisable in comparison to the face she was born with is problematic for a number of reasons.

So depressing seeing women on Jezebel so moved by this person who adds nothing interesting to our culture. I see the Kardashian clones all over LA when I’m there. These K women are not college educated; they do nothing to promote strong women. The longest lasting relationship among them is with a Trump supporter with

this one’s better.

It’s not a wonder, Kris personally feeds information to at least TMZ and People. (I think they have European partners too.) They have an actual click/revenue percentage deal for it.

...and all the things she’s going to teach this baby, that no one else could teach her. What would that be? How to make money off your kids? How to spend all your time on fashion and skin care and self promotion? Ugh. Sorry.

Yeah, I watched it and thought you could see her face softening a little and her lips flattening as she got further along. A lot of the shots throughout didn’t show her face a lot. I mean you can still see she had work done but her features are less inflated maybe? The moral of this story is I have way too much time

The cynic in me says it was kept undercover so it would bring big ratings when they show every fucking detail of the pregnancy and birth on the show.

The non-cynic in me believes her claim of privacy concerns for keeping her pregnancy journey under the radar. The cynic wonders if she kept a low profile because she wasn’t allowed to get fillers and lip injections. Thing is she doesn’t need them, original Kylie was adorable. Oh well, it’s her life.

i just watched this entire thing and it is surprisingly sweet. until Kris Jenner blathers about a journey and something. she is ridiculous.