And the Joker, he's just the "secret" surprise boss.

It's honestly not worth it. They somehow made Gotham smaller than Arkham City. It was alright, pretty much the same as before really, just with more crashes.

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution
It is everything I have ever wanted in a game.

3d Pinball Space Cadet

Sadly, I HEAVILY preferred MW2 to MW3/Ghosts. Black Ops 1/2 trumps all of those but doesn't hold a candle to the original MW.

How is this not listed?!?!

This game, by the time I got to the end of this awful mess, made me want to snap the disc in two and mail it to Peter Molyneux in disgust, what a waste of time and money.

Gauntlet is one of the many IPs Warner Bros. picked when it purchased Midway in 2009. It's unknown what form a new Gauntlet might take, but I would venture to guess some sort of free-to-play PC game with the "play" URL, which I think connotes an immediacy of access versus a more traditional domain of…

“Now it’s clear why Americans are so weak in soccer. You can’t move the net there.”

People who care about the TRUTH.

This is because men's hockey had barely started and there had already been a bunch of figure skating, including the full Team Figure Skating, over two days. I promise you that next week this looks completely different, especially in Canada.

Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,

- Peyton Manning's game plan.

Without a serious rooting interest (I slightly favor Seattle because I'm a Steelers fan who feels bad about 2005 who also appreciates an awesome defense. Also, the Sonics.) I'm really, really enjoying watching the Broncos fuck up in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. Praying for a blocked field goal/punt to complete the journey.

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well, queso is clearly gonnna beat ranch so there is some justice in this world

Oh great, let's increase to the insane dogpile on unattractive "nice" men.