Character: Garrus Vakarian

Meh.

I wonder how the wording of this article would change if it was about the X1 instead.

Nah, it's a wobbling feature. I can't imagine it causing any kind of actual problem.

If we were getting paid for our comments instead of being enslaved by Gawker's corrupt rules, maybe Raysism wouldn't have to sell ideas to Crappy airlines. You ever think about THAT, Mister High And Mighty?

America wanted to know what goes on inside an NFL locker room, demanding more and more access and more and more information from the media for years. Well, they found out, and now they want to forget what they learned and go back to the blissful ignorance they had before.

Seyah Mailliw reportedly escaped the incident with no injuries.

Is this based on everything they've released about the game so far? Oh, wait.

It'd have to be Rob Ford. Incognito's too mean and not enough of a buffoon. Buffoons are Farley's bread and butter.

hmm...you can only bring Chris Farley back for one sketch: Richie Incognito or Rob Ford?

Who wants chowdah??!??!

I begrudgingly have to agree with Billy here. John Farrell made some horrible managerial decisions out there. You didn't see Bobby Valentine making those types of blunders in the World Series this year.

Billy is such an idiot. You don't have to give your mother's maiden name to call into a radio show.

"I know, right? I said this IN MARCH." —- Dan Shaughnessy

Acura Strong.

Sad professional troll gets attention, page views from sad attempt at professional trolling from 8 months ago.

No, you're mistaken. This is a post about Drew's Bill of Men's Rights, not his constitution.

Who plays DIII fantasy? All the fun is in double-D fantasy, where there's no one to beat but yourself.

What's most impressive is that, before those 455 yards, McKoy was a student at Eastern Connecticut.